Submandate: A Journey of Self-Discovery

Welcome to Submandate, where the meaning of life is not just a question, but an existential crisis.

Here, you'll find:

• The Meaning of Life
• The Philosophy of Coffee: Is it Just a Drink, or is it a Way of Life?
• Absurd Theories: Because Who Needs Logic, Anyway?
• Submandate Theory: The Ultimate Answer to All of Life's Questions

Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, try:

• Tear Yourself Apart: A Guide to Effective Existential Crisis Management
• Ask the Universe: Because It's the Only One Listening

Or, if you're just plain confused, try:

• Ask a Question: Our Team of Highly Trained, Yet Slightly Uncoordinated Philosophers Will Do Their Best to Help